Friday, February 19, 2010

LeBron makes Melo's game winner about him

"It's finally me being on the other end I guess," James said. "I'm so used to being on the other end making shots and looking at guys. It's a great player and a great shot. If I got any closer, I was going to foul him. Big shot."

LeBron actually thinks he's hit a lot of big shots. There was that one against the Magic (in a series they lost) last year. I don't remember enough buzzer beaters from this guy to make him say he's "so used to being on the other end making shots". More proof that Bron Bron is living in his own little world.

LeBron fail

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Happy 45th birthday


Oldest twenty-something ever. Bron bron also shares a b-day with The Tiger. Maybe they can call each other since they have so much in common. Both have a lot of money and have a fake, Nike created image. When most friends talk to each other they say "Keep it Real". When Bron bron and The Tiger talk they tell each other to "Keep it Phoney". I hope the cake tastes okay.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

LeBron is Lame



This is a blog about one of the biggest tools on the planet, LeBron James. The media may fawn over him, but we're not fooled by this brick laying phoney.